Showing posts with label Christmas 2008. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas 2008. Show all posts

Monday, December 22, 2008

Dear Nicholas,


David Foster at 7:10am December 22
Dear Santa;

I have been a miraculously good boy. I have not been married ten years and have accepted that I do not qualify for Ontario Disability Support Program because either my diagnosis is illegitimate ( like my marriage ), or I have been "cured" .
I would like a blue kayak . This one please . . . Boreal Baffin

I could tell you how you could strap it under the sleigh but you would get frustrated with me . Instead I suggest have the elves get it delivered when they pay for it, to the cage under Rebecca Street, and put the keys in an old sock lyin' around the tv in case I put on a yule log there and choose that sock to wear sometime .

Thank you for your wonderful work with children. .

David